this is never going to not be funny
i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer
my hamster just died and i’m really sad
omg rest in peace what happened
a cat ate him
rest in pussy
best part of 2013
worst part of 2013
life hack: make out with me
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
"Steve and I have known each other for so long. We met really early on, toward the beginning of both of our moves here. So that was easy" … "You get on stage and you can really lose yourself in something because of the trust you have in a person."